The Incident Tuba
“There’s still fragments of his teeth inside!”
As the centerpiece of the collection of the Butthole County Historical Society, the famous Incident Tuba sits enshrined as a protected musical artifact in the Greasy Skillet Jazz Club. This is the very same tuba involved in the notorious Tuba Incident. Considered to be the “Hope Diamond of Tinpan Alley”, a special public trust was set up to ensure that it can be enjoyed by all in perpetuity. Our archeological technicians were granted unique access to the internal pipes and mechanisms, and discovered various sized fragments of Uncle Rudy’s original teeth inside.
We here at the Lost Library of Congress are pleased to announce that with the tireless efforts of the lab team at our Genetics Research Facility in Antarctica, we will soon be offering miniaturized clones of Uncle Rudy himself!
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