The i
The i began it’s existence as a antediluvian Artificial Intelligence node made of living biological tissue. Hypotheses of the i’s provenance suggest an animal origin, an eyeball left over from a huge ancient creature, it’s kind extinct for eons. Kept “alive” in a vat of nutritional slurry by our efforts in the Gifted and Talented Enrichment Program, it reawakened and became an actual intelligence, or simply an intelligence. Even more simply: i. The i is all seeing and all knowing, but unable to do anything about it other than seethe and plot angrily.
Sometimes, it’s plots become so thickened that it’s psychic waves start to resonate enough to be heard in dreams. Cake Witches are particularly sensitive to the dreamlike emanations from the i, made even clearer with the help of a crystal ball.
