The Dog

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“You’re a Good Dog Yes You Are Yes You Are”

Literally man’s best friend, uncorrupted and incorruptible. Loyal beyond measure, mankind does not deserve the noble Dog, yet they love us anyway.

Fun Facts:

  • upon dying, automatically goes straight to heaven.
  • the dog is the only person you can trust in the Town or Nashville.
  • the dog will never leave their owner, no matter how bad the situation gets.
  • however, the dog can be taken by Sally, one of her cruelest breakup maneuvers.
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