The Lab Rats

Weaponized Rodentia Program lab rat's doctoral graduation ceremony

One of our Lab Rats receives their doctoral degree in experimental physics

Thinktank of Our Laboratory

Weaponized Rodentia Program lab rats are the only ones that do any real scientific work in our laboratory

The Founders of our Weaponized Rodentia Program

If not for the work of the lab rats, no work would get done around here at all.

Only The Finest for these Intellectual Giants

Weaponized Rodentia Program lab rats testing cheeses and wines

Lab Rats testing experimental wheels of Tête de Moine paired with Joseph Drouhin Montrachet Grand Cru Marquis de Laguiche and Dictador’s M-City Golden Cities

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Lab Rats are Sophisticated Creatures with Sophisticated Tastes

Weaponized Rodentia Program development of jumbo eared lab rats

Our patented Jumbo Eared Lab Rats taste-test samples of Leroy Domaine d’Auvenay Chevalier-Montrachet Grand Cru Blanc

Never Neutral over Swiss Cheese

Weaponized Rodentia Program lab rats have the subtlest palate for exquisite wines and cheeses

Discourse regarding the subtle flavor profile variations between Époisses de Bourgogne and Emmentaler Cheeses, paired of course with Marc de Bourgogne

He’s No Dummy: Dumbo-Eared Lab Rats

Weaponized Rodentia Program development of dumbo eared lab rats

Don’t call him a dummy! He graduated valedictorian from MIT

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The Vine vs. The Cane vs. The Curd

Weaponized Rodentia Program lab rats solving the most mysterious riddles known to mankind

Daily shipments of Domaine Georges & Christophe Roumier Musigny Grand Cru Red Wine to our lab undergo rigorous discretion

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