Our Genetics Research Facility in Antarctica
“Setting the Industry Standard in Miniaturized Clones Development & Mass Production.”
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Act Now While Supplies Last!
Better act fast… If these gals spill any more, we’ll need sawdust on the floor!
Our Crack Team of World Class Geneticists work tirelessly, mastercrafting our special blend of primordial precursors. They stand at the very forefront of state-of-the-art Miniaturized Cloning Technology. With our special archaeological licensing combined with a boundless budget funded generously by the United States taxpayers, our Genetics Research Department is poised to eclipse any competitive, proprietary clone manufacturing enterprise. Our patented Miniaturized Uncle Rudy Clones exemplify merely the start of our acutely ambitious genetic research endeavors, as a foundational prototype for even more boundless miniaturized cloning projects!
“All Science is Legal on the Antarctic Frontier!“
Don’t Miss Out on these very special Miniaturized Clones of Uncle Rudy himself! If these lab techs spill anymore, we’ll need sawdust on the floor!
