Department of Paranormal Affairs

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“Please Keep Your Eyes on the Crystal Ball.”

Serving as Department Director is the very talented Fortune Teller, with her dedicated staff of Cake Witches to help keep her crystal ball in top form.

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Scrying Cake: The Powerhouse of Any Scry

Department of Paranormal Affairs combining and briskly mixing all the ingredients of a Scrying Cake

One of our DPA agents (colloquially known as a ‘Cake Witch’) briskly whisking together the ingredients for a “Scrying Cake”

How Alchemy Transmogrified Our Company Café

Department of Paranormal Affairs putting on the important finishes touches to the Scrying Cake

Scrying Cake receiving the necessary finishing touches from one of our amazing Cake Witches

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From Profane to Arcane: Never Scry On A Pie!

Department of Paranormal Affairs Scrying Cake being used to charge a crystal ball, the culmination and fulfilment of its purpose.

Crystal ball being recharged by the fresh Scrying Cake, the culmination and fulfilment of it’s purpose.

Don’t Let That Scry Go Awry

Department of Paranormal Affairs the secret to a successful scry is all about the Scrying Cake

Textbook successful scryjob. Always use fresh Scrying Cake to make sure that your scry doesn’t go awry!

Troubleshootin’ Tips for a Successful Scry

(According to our lovely DPA agents)

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