Lost Library of Congress Demilitarized Research & Free Trade Zone

Genetics Research Department DNA Zapper Testing Lab improved handheld model zapper. made possible by our Demilitarized Research & Free Trade Zone, protected by the Antarctic Treaty since 1959

Thanks to the Antarctic Treaty, our Genetics Research Department consistently raises the bar, unfettered by pedestrian lawfare

“All Science is Legal on the Antarctic Frontier!”

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Beyond Gifted and Talented: Fully Enriched

Genetics Research Department Taste Testing Facility in our Demilitarized Research & Free Trade Zone

A sample of our work for the Gifted And Talented Enrichment program by the world-renowned Tavistock Institute

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