Butthole County Fair
“Step Right Up!”
Have you ever been passing through somewhere and thought to yourself “Golly, this place is a real butthole!”? Then you have almost certainly, albeit unknowingly, visited Butthole County at some point in your life.
Home of the world famous Ass Eater’s Contest, the circannual Butthole County Fair is the hustle and bustle of the whole county every time it comes around. Our research brought to light some fascinating stats, for instance while only half of the womenfolk in the county were willing to even attend, a full 2/3rds of those that tried the fair absolutely loved it, and became regular contestants. Some lady attendees enjoyed it so much that they actually preferred the tight, squirming roads of the scenic route, compared to the more accessibly located Vagina County Fair.
Fun Facts:
- Uncle Rudy met the love of his life Judy Patootie at the Butthole County Fair. They were married there the following year, and celebrate their anniversary in the very special Member’s Only Lounge.
- Due to their connections to Uncle Rudy (he owned their studio, venue, and all their instruments), The Rowdy Rudies became the de facto “house band” of the Butthole County Fair. They are quoted as saying “It’s difficult getting in, but once you do you can play hard, folks go wild, and when you finish it’s easy to unload though the back door.”
