Recurring Characters
Profiles of Prolific People, Places, Pieces, Pickers, Pluckers, & Players (and Pets!)
Notable People
- Sally
- Uncle Rudy
- Jonward C. Nash
- Richard Sprinkles
- Chadley Thunderspurs
- Judy Patootie
- The Rowdy Rudies
- The Gene Queen of Antarctica
- The Fortune Teller
- Cake Witches
- Tugboat Twins
- The Townsfolk
- The Preacher
- The Doctor
- The Trucker
- The Banker
- The Governor
- The Mayor
- The Sheriff
- The Cops
- The Prisoners
- The Boss
- The Rounder
- Antarctic Order of Royal Jesters
Notable Places
- Butthole County Historical Society
- Greasy Skillet Jazz Club
- Long Tall Sally’s Good Time Five-And-Dime
- Message In A Bottle Saloon
- Lost Library of Congress Demilitarized Research & Free Trade Zone
- Genetics Research Facility in Antarctica
- Genetics Research Department
- Weaponized Rodentia Program
- Champagne Bathhouse
- Department of Paranormal Affairs
- Momma Maisie’s Country Store
- Cakey Coven Recruitment Center
- The Lost Depository
- The Town
- Wedding Chapel & Tattoo Parlor
- The Company Store
- City Hall
- Nashville
- The Jailhouse
- New York City
- Heaven
- Caliope
Notable Events
- Butthole County Fair
- The Tuba Incident
- Mothman of Mason County
- The Moon Landing
- Great Butthole Fire of ’69
- The Laffening
Notable Pieces
- The Incident Tuba
- Scrying Cake
- Judy’s Patootie
- Miss Molly’s Meat
- Mason County Moonshine Still
- Uncle Rudy’s Original Teeth
- The i
- Experimental Prototype Pika Power Generator
- The Fowl Marotte
Notable Animals
- Militarized Hamsters
- Nuts the Squirrel
- Jester Skunks
- The Lab Rats
- The Dog
- The Horse
- The Rooster
- Tactical Beavers
- Rubber Chickens
