Whale of a Wife

Written By:

The sea

Performed By:

Bilgebeard and the Harpoooners

Recording Date:

late 1899

Lyrics:

Cap’n Ahab was thin as a rail,
But his wife was as big as a whale.
She hoisted his anchor,
And loved when he spanked her,
Her panties were as big as a sail.

Captain Ahab prepared to set sail,
His wife was the size of a whale.
She was blubbery and thick,
Bigger than Moby Dick,
From her humpback down to her tail

Ahab’s wife took a swim in the ocean
And a shark saw her blubbery motion
The shark tried to bite her
Her butt was much wider
Than he could get his mouth open

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