Revenge Of The Mermaid’s Vagina

Historically accurate account of the final battle of Blackbeard in 1718

Written and Performed By:

Longshank And The Bilgepumps

Lyrics:

oh there once was a ship that sailed upon the sea
from the frothy shores of North Carolina
she’s helped many a young man a sailor for to be
and the name of that ship was The Mermaid’s Vagina

she was well built and faithful, any sailor would be grateful
to swab her deck and do just what they’re told
yet she carried neither gold nor silver by the crateful
but a cargo full of honey in her hold
with a cargo full of honey in her hold

(chorus:)
come on board The Mermaid’s Vagina
you can leave all your sorrows behind ya
winds be ever in our favor, no ship could be finer
to catch the breeze and tame the seas on The Mermaid’s Vagina

through the misty Outer Banks, near Ocracoke they steered
when some pirates saw her coming just within their reach
they called to their captain, from the shadows he appeared
Blackbeard the Pirate, better known as Edward Teach

Blackbeard had lots of money, what he didn’t have was honey
so he told his crew to ready for to sail
once he caught a whiff he quickly launched a skiff
to try and catch that mermaid by the tail
go try and catch that mermaid by the tail

with pirates in pursuit, Blackbeard’s eyes upon the loot
he blew his cannons right up in her poopdeck
but The Mermaid’s Vagina was quicker back to shoot
and turned those pirate’s tub into a shipwreck

when those boys returned back home they were the heroes of the day
then the womenfolk all started to get frantic
cuz they sent Blackbeard and his pirates to a watery grave
down at the bottom of the Atlantic
straight to the bottom of the Atlantic

(chorus x2:)
come on board The Mermaid’s Vagina
you can leave all your sorrows behind ya
winds be ever in our favor, no ship could be finer
to catch the breeze and tame the seas on The Mermaid’s Vagina