Plenty of Room in the Right One

Written and Performed by:

Tonky Honkin’s Troubadours

Date of Recording:

May, 1919

Lyrics:

There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who said to his girl You’re a tight one
She replied “Bless my soul!
You’re in the wrong hole!
There’s plenty of room in the right one.”

There once was a lady from Deal
Whose vagina was made out of steel.
To give her a thrill
Took a rotary drill
And an A-20 emery wheel.

From the depths of the crypts at St. Giles
Came a shriek that resounded for miles.
Said the vicar “Good gracious!”
Has Father Ignatius
Forgotten the Bishop has piles

There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose menstrual periods were stable
So one week in four
She’d slip to the floor
And drink herself under the table

There once was a man from Peru
Who fell asleep in his canoe
While dreaming of Venus
He played with his weenis
And woke up with a handful of goo

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
He said I admit
I’m a bit of a shit
But just think of the money I save!

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