No Refunds (No Regrets)

Written and Performed By:

Ivor Mektin, Hyde Rocks, E. Laura Quinn

Recording Date:

February, 1918, during the Spanish Flu Pandemic.

Lyrics:

Oh there’s a virus going ’round
and it’s coming to your town
just heard it on the news today
now we’re gonna take your job
you filthy fucking slob
unless you give all your rights away

No refunds for you!
No refunds at all!
no winners in this battle
you never took a stand
put your head in the sand
like a coward stupid cattle

There was plenty of time
To cover their crimes
when they locked down the whole wide world
the whole human race
put a diaper on their face
and you weren’t allowed to even kiss a girl

no you weren’t allowed to even kiss a girl!

now there’s 5G in your brains
and there’s jelly in your veins
but you just couldn’t wait to get shotted
now your ticker is a tocking
like that ol’ grim reaper knocking
but you can’t get to heaven all clotted

no you can’t get to heaven all clotted!

look you straight in the eye
can’t wait for you to die
and I ain’t sorry that I said it
the devil did his best
but you failed an easy test
and no one regrets who didn’t get it

no one regrets who didn’t get it!

(applause)

no one regrets who didn’t get it!