Whistlin’ From My Wiener

Written and Performed By:

Richard Sprinkles and Sally Mae Beauregard

Lyrics:

I’m a man of many talents
I’ve seen the whole world wide
but I’ve got a little secret I’ve been keeping deep inside
I’m ready now to tell you
might come as quite a shock
my greatest talent of them all
I can whistle from my cock

whistling from my wiener
humming from my hog
in perfect pitch for any tune
it’ll even call the dog

(melodic whistling)

well I rode into town one day
to see if I could try
to make a little money with my penis by my side
right then I played a song so sweet
it made the townfolk cry
they never knew what hit ’em was
my penis lullaby

whistling from my wiener
singing from my shlong
whip out my ham start up a jam
and whistle all day long

(melodic whistling)

well I walked into the tavern
with my penis in my hand
to see if I could wow ’em with my penis one man band
up jumped a gal named Sally
she looked like quite a catch
but blew me down when I heard she could
yodel from her snatch

whistling from my wiener
crooning from my cock
with just a bit of practice
maybe I could make it talk

(melodic whistling)

well I rode into town one day
to see if I could try
to make a little money with my penis by my side
right then I played a song so sweet
it made the townfolk cry
and they never knew what hit ’em was
my penis lullaby

whistling from my wiener
singing from my shlong
whip out my ham start up a jam
and whistle all day long

(melodic whistling)

(melodic yodeling)

whistling from my wiener
crooning from my cock
with just a bit of practice
maybe I could make it talk

(melodic whistling)

well the mayor come to see me
to congratulate the man
with the magic whistling wiener who was loved by all the land
he thanked me for my service
to the people of the town
then he hung a shiny medal right
upon my whistling wang

whistling from my wiener
now that my story’s told
just keep an ear out for me
as I’m whistling down the road

(melodic whistling)