When She Farted On My Balls
Written and Performed By:
Stanley Brapsman and the Backyard Whistlers
Recording Date:
1919
Lyrics:
oh my gal is a keeper
she’s such a funny lassie
I get on my knees, give her a squeeze
whenever she gets gassy
the first time that she farted
so hard it shook the walls
but not as hard as I fell in love
when she farted on my balls
oh my gal is a stinker
could smell her for a mile
she shakes her hips, and lets ’em rip
and leaves me with a smile
the second time she farted
it rumbled from her guts
but not as deep as I fell in love
when she farted on my nuts
well my gal got excited
when she rode into the town
the mayor came to ask her help
to keep the heating prices down
the third time that she farted
I knew she was top notch
but not as good as I fell in love
when she farted on my crotch
oh my gal’s butt’s amazing
she just can’t keep it shut
so I hooked her butt to a tanker truck
and filled the whole thing up
the fourth time that she farted
I couldn’t help but join
but nothing helped as I fell in love
when she farted on my groin
oh my gal sat upon my face
I couldn’t take a breath
except for what came from her butt
and she smothered me to death
the fifth time that she farted
a big enormous brap
but not as big as I fell in love
when she farted on my lap
oh my gal got arrested
they took her ass downtown
she huffed and puffed, and did her stuff
and blew the jailhouse down
the next time that she farted
it smelled like such a funk
but not as bad as I fell in love
when she farted on my junk
well now you know our story
as stinky as it be
don’t ever judge, the special love
of our farting family
the last time that she farted
there was no turning back
she turned around and I fell in love
when she farted on my sack
well now you know our story
as stinky as it be
don’t ever judge, the special love
of our farting family
the last time that she farted
there was no turning back
she turned around and I fell in love
when she farted on my sack
