Miss Molly Had A Secret

Written By:

unknown songwriter

Performed By:

Harbor Harold and the Bilge Pump Quartet

Recording Date:

circa 1907

Lyrics:

Miss Molly had a secret
She’d never tell a soul
But when she started drinkin’
She’d let her story roll

She met a charming sailor
With a twinkle in his eye
He whispered something funny
But then she’d start to cry

He took her to the boardwalk
They walked along the shore
Miss Molly was a shy one but
The sailor wanted more

The sailor started drinkin’
And grabbed her by the ass
He said I love you Molly
You’re such a sturdy lass!

Miss Molly told the sailor
Before you start to beg
Take a look, and out she shook
A sausage down her leg

The sailor was delighted
And jumped out of his seat
Now all he can think about
The Size of Molly’s meat!

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