Please Don’t Bite My Boner

Performed By:

Chadley Thunderspurs

Lyrics:

oh I had a pretty lady from Kentucky

and of course she were a coal miner’s daughter

it’s a shame cuz I oughta felt so lucky

but she couldn’t keep her teeth off of my boner

well I had another gal that come from Texas

she dressed up like a cowgirl nice and spiffy

everyday she’d make me steak and eggs for breakfast

but I couldn’t stop her biting on my stiffy

the next one come from South Carolina

she begged me every night to be her hubby

and she had the most beautiful vagina

but a bad habit of chomping on my chubby

I met a wild one from West Virginia

seducing me with all her affection

and she burned as sweet as moonshine within ya

but she ruined it by chewing my erection

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one time I had a chick from Alabama

I’d court her with a banjo on my knee

and I tell ya boys, her body was a slammer

but she killed it when she stabbed me with her teeth

I had another love from Tennessee

her tits so big it really made me bonkers

and I know that she’d do anything for me

but I hate it when she nibbled on my honker

I even had an Amish gal from Pennsylvania

her churning skills could really do the job

but it pains me so much I couldn’t train her

and she left some major bite marks on my knob

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