There’s Dog Shit In My Snowman

“That Dog’s Lucky He’s So Cute”

A gentle reminder to clean up the yard before snowfall.

Lyrics:

oh they say the dog is man’s best friend
since the dawn of time

everybody loves their puppers
and I know that I love mine

he barks all day and wags his tail
likes to run and play and such

but I’ve never seen a little dog
that could ever shit so much

well I try to be a good man
and keep up on the chores

to train my little doggie
to stop shitting on the floor

but as the days get colder
scooping shit up gets so hard

so I left behind those doggie logs
to fertilize my yard

but now there’s dog shit in my snowman
that dog’s lucky he’s so cute

I just want a Merry Christmas
but now it’s full of poop

yeah there’s dog shit in my snowman
might sound gross, but here’s the thing:

I can make another snowman
out of dog shit in the spring

now my puppy’s got an appetite
he’s such a hungry hound

and he makes sure that he’s real polite
when there’s some food around

and when he’s done he runs outside
and chases all the birds

then leaves behind a wasteland
of massive stinky turds

so there’s dog shit in my snowman
that dog’s lucky he’s so cute

I just want a Merry Christmas
but now it’s full of poop

yeah there’s dog shit in my snowman
might sound gross, but here’s the thing:

I can make another snowman
out of dog shit in the spring

oh I love that little dog so much
I’d never trade him in

but he’ll shit me out of house and home
if I don’t reign him in

so listen to my warning:
clean your yard up in the fall

cuz a snowman made of dog shit’s
not a snowman after all

I got dog shit in my snowman
that dog’s lucky he’s so cute

I just want a Merry Christmas
but now it’s full of poop

yeah there’s dog shit in my snowman
might sound gross, but here’s the thing:

I can make another snowman
out of dog shit in the spring